The Funniest Star Trek Memes of the Week (August 27, 2024)

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    SIR, I'LL NEED THE WEEKEND OFF. I'M GOING TO BAJOR TO SEE MY GRANDMA. AGAIN? WHAT ARE YOU, KIRA? SOME KIND OF NANA VISITOR?
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    Garak, I'm going to give it to you straight -- gross.
  • 03
    Car Talk with Martok ON THE AIR Hello you're on Car Talk That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard You'll never win I want to race cars when I grow up. Got any advice? ON THE M Cars are much faster. Next caller. ON THE A
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    IT'S A FIVE MINUTE WALK FROM MY QUARTERS TO THE BAR. IT'S A FORTY MINUTE WALK FROM THE BAR TO MY QUARTERS. made THE DIFFERENCE IS STAGGERING.
  • 05
    CAPTAIN SISKO I REQUIRE YOUR HELP TO DEAL WITH A EMERGENCY SITUATIONS ON QO'NOS! MY GOD. WHAT IS IT, CHANCELLOR ITS THE HOMEWORLD OF THE KLINGON EMPIRE BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. imgflip.com
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    2:11 971 B Wed, May 10 61°F Sheets Sides Disney Spotify M Phy Store Gmail Photos YouTube G 10 O Calendar Keep Notes Docs YT Music 60° Ο 恫 How you fold an Android How a pro folds an Android
  • 07
    P AMAN WALKS INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKS LIBRARIAN WHERE HE CAN FIND BOOKS ABOUT PARANOIA THE LIBRARIAN LOOKS OVER THE MAN'S SHOULDER, LEANS IN AND WHISPERS, "THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU"
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    GARDENERS ATTENTION BAJORAN Dill Dukat Germ: 70% Hard Dormant: 0% Germ + Hard: 70% Germ Date: 07/18/2023 ku: 44845 igin: US 60 Days Dukat Dill has sea blu that imm 1g
  • 09
    DEANNA SAYS RIKER STILL FLIRTS WITH HER AND RAVISHES HER VIGOROUSLY EVERY NIGHT, WHY CAN'T -I'D LOVE TO BUT YOU DO THOSE THINGS? I BARELY KNOW THE WOMAN
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    wanna get out of here and go to my quarters? do you have protection? sure! why? what's in there?
  • 11
    I still remember what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket. What was it sir? He said, "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?" Imgflip.com
  • 12
    STAR TREK JELLICO With Halloween approaching, I got you something special... QUARK STARFLEET STANDARD DUTY UNIFORM (sciences/medical ADULT Size Costume Really? How nice.
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    WELL, HOW IS IT? OH, JUST A LITTLE GHOST PEPPER IT'S QUITE GOOD, JEAN LUC, IF I'M BEING HONEST, THE SPICE IS MAKING ME A LITTLE AROUSED, WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?
  • 14
    When John de Lancie Gives Advice It's A Q-Tip
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    Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing. Then wear your own.
  • 16
    I didn't have time to jog this morning. You say that every day. It's a running joke.
  • 17
    I'm addicted to buying old Beatles records. Sounds like you need help. No, I already have that one. Riker's Beard
  • 18
    st STAR TREK torytime with Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above and his prey had nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength... None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed th
  • 19
    How do the Borg make nachos? With an Echip
  • 20
    STAR TREK PULASKI I have some bad news for you Geordi. You'll have to take one of these pills every day for the rest of your life. Hang on Doc, you only gave me three pills. I told you it was bad news.
  • 21
    STAR TREK JELLICO Will, what do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
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    Will, did you know in 2021 they flew the first helecopter on Mars? I wasn't aware of that sir. Yes, and I heard it was a very uplifting experience. imgflip.com
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    STAR TREK JELLICO & Data A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bar- tender says "What an interesting pet, what is his name?" "Tiny" the man replies. "What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?" Because he is my newt.
  • 24
    Hello there Captain I visited the Apple iStore, and I ask... "Excuse me, do you stock spare parts?" And the sales rep says, "I'm sorry sir, but... none of our products are compatible with Androids!!!!" Don't give up your day job Mister Data.
  • 25
    Lt Yar, do you have all the data you need to identify the threat? No Captain, I'm going to need a lot more data...
  • 26
    We look for things exlax Things that make us go
  • 27
    Haven't you heard the proverb "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day..." Ahh, yes, but give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for a lifetime. made with mematic matlin.com
  • 28
    I'M SO TIRED OF THESE DAD JOKES. I'M JEAN-LUC PICARD. NICE TO MEET YOU "SO TIRED OF THESE DAD JOKES." I QUIT.
  • 29
    Hey Trip, why can't you explain a pun to a kleptomaniac? 162 I dunno, Cap'n. Why? 甲 Because they always take things literally.
  • 30
    facebook.com/thankyoumrdata You look good in a tuxedo, Julian. I really like your top. Thank you, Major, but I have a name!
  • 31
    "Number One has three pennies, Yeoman Colt has two dimes, and Vina has a quarter... "It seems we're in some kind of nickel-less cage." Mark Artuso Star Trek Memes imgflip.com
  • 32
    THE FEDERATION DEVELOPED A MACHINE THAT PUTS A PONCHO ON YOU WHEN IT IS RAINING Y BUT THEY HAD TO GET RID OF IT BECAUSE IT IS CONSIDERED A CLOAKING DEVICE Engllip.com
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    "O'Brien to Sisko, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." "You have a wee cough?" Mark Artuso Star Trek Memes "Very generous, sir! See you in seven days." imgflip.com MARK ARTUSO
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    "Harry, you'll never get a promotion... But on the bright side, I replicated your favorite soy sauce." BE Mark Artuso Star Trek Memes "Oh, I get it... Kikkoman when he's down." imgflip.com MARK ARTUSO
  • 35
    STAR TREK PULASKI Keiko is pregnant but we always use protection. How is it possible? Chief, let me tell you a story: "There was once a hunter who carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion, which died! Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.. Good! You understood the story. Executive Producer GENE RODDENBERRY
  • 36
    What's wrong? I don't want to go to my appointment at the sperm bank, but I don't know how to get out of it. Just tell them you can't come. Riker's Beard
  • 37
    WE ARE LE BORG FRANCAIS. CUBE CROISSANT Croissant loaf served with your choice of weird add ons imgflip.com RESISTANCE C'EST LE FUTILÉ
  • 38
    Why did you disable the navigation system? Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend Because it kept telling me to go straight.
  • 39
    ANDORIAN CONSORTIUM Sorry I'm dripping on your carpets, sir. Yes, I seem to have that effect on Crushers.
  • 40
    Well I guess they... Acted on impulse... Sir, the ship does not appear to have warp capability. I do not understand how they got this far. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah
  • 41
    it's not a joke i'm a legit snack
  • 42
    I recently switched all of the labels on my wife's spice rack. Has she realized what you've done? Not yet but the thyme is cumin.

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